The Complete AssHole’s Guide to Handling Chicks

Ever wonder why the a**hole always gets the girl ? The answers are all here in this cradle-to-grave primer outlining how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated through-out the course of a man’s life. With no political correctness, no B.S., and no holds barred, who else but an a**hole could teach guys the essentials : -Dating in college (i.e., getting blackout drunk and having sex) -Women give sex to get love, men give love to get sex -Breaking up is not hard to do-if you do it first -How to cheat on your wife without getting caught -Everything that pornos are afraid to teach men about sex -And much more ! With ’practical’ advice throughout (inclu-ding tests, trivia, charts, and sidebars) and tons of hilarious tips to read aloud at parties, men will never be intimidated by women again !

Congratulations, man ! By picking up The Complete A**hole’s Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding :

 How a five-dollar date can get you laid
 How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack
 Where you’ll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning
 How to trick a woman into thinking you’re classy, even if you have holes in your underwear
 Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures
 How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave
 Why it’s possible to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor’s hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day
 And much more

The Complete A**hole’s Guide isn’t like all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market ; it doesn’t cover issues like romance, love, and finding Miss Right. So, if that’s what you’re looking for, there are plenty of other books you can hide under your skirt as you skip out of the store. This book is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you’re sorry . . . EVER AGAIN !

We’ll take you from the day you’re born to the day you die and show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man’s life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we’ll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

If you’re not interested, that’s fine. We’re sure there are ballet classes you need to attend before your wine and cheese party. However, if you are ready, then grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you’re about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written. Enjoy !

Éditeur : St. Martin’s Griffin (mai 2003) Format : Broché - 288 pages 1st édition ISBN : 0312310846 Dimensions (en cm) : 2 x 14 x 21

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